August 4th, 2009

Yellow Brick Road

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
I would say, What the FUCK are Vampires DOING playing Baseball!  "There are no Vampires in BASEBALL!".  DIE TWILIGHT DIE!

To answer the question: Johnny Dameon.  He's always been my favorite player since his days as a Wichita Wrangler.